Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Breaking News: Entertainment Tonight Misapplies the Word "Star"

Entertainment Tonight reports that the "stars" have come out to defend Tom Cruise and his views on psychiatric drugs. Following Tom's well publicized bust-ups with Matt Lauer and Brooke Shields, fellow Scientologists Catherine Bell and Kelly Preston have come to his defense. Bell tells ET that she thinks its "cool" that Tom has been speaking out against post partum medication, while Preston links recent FDA warnings about psychiatric drugs to Tom's outspoken attitude.
Who do we believe benefits even more than the children from Tom's war of words? Its none other than Catherine Bell, who shockingly finds herself culturally relevant.

(editor's note: We consider the term "culturally relevant" to be loosely defined as "an answer to a question in a future edition of Trivial Pursuit")


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