Friday, July 29, 2005

COX STAYS OUT OF CRUISE AND SHIELDS' BATTLE

At first, I glanced at the first half of that headline and mistakenly assumed undeniable proof of Tom Cruise's heterosexuality had been uncovered. Sadly, the rest of the headline goes on to inform me that its only that chick from Friends (you know... the one that married that dude) declaring her neutrality in the whole Cruise-Shields Postpartumpolooza Affair. Unfortunately, such neutrality also denies us the comical juxtaposition of the names Cox and Cruise. For now, we'll just have to keep praying that Marcia Gay Harden gets in on the action.

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