Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Kidman Managed to Escape Scientology

Staying true to the British penchant for puntastic headlines, The Daily Mirror has proclaimed Nicole Kidman to "lucky" for escaping the clutches of Scientology just in "the Nic of time." It is now known that Nicole secretly had a deep involvement in the faith and had achieved an "elite level" in the system of Scientology. However, she still managed to escape both Scientology and Tom following her 2001 divorce from Cruise. Apparently there still is hope Katie Holmes, so we recommend ratcheting up the Save Katie efforts immediately.


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