Thursday, July 21, 2005

Scientology Volunteers Assist in London Bombing Aftermath

According to this report released by the Scientology public relations department, almost 250 Scientology Volunteer Ministers assisted police in the aftermath of today's failed terrorist bombings in London. They supposedly helped to direct civilian so the police investigators could give their full attention to the rescue and recovery operations. They were also said to give out refreshments for emergency workers while offering "assists" to any possible victims.

One particularly intriguing quote from the article:
One office worker who received an assist was so impressed with the results that he quickly learned how to do it and then returned to his office and gave one to everyone in his office.



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